Episode 1 (22 pics, 8 sounds) [22p, 8s] {444p, 157s}
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Chester: And now, Sifl & Olly!
Calls From The Public: Penny whistle, Gremlin exterminator, Zafo, Destroy earth
A Word With Chester: Cleaning aquariums
Song: Star Lover
Conv: Harmonize numbers
Precious Roy: Elf Hotel
	Was $25.50 NOW! $32.20!
Conv: Time getting wider?
Interview: President of Shadows Inc.
Song Old Skool: Fake Blood
Conv: Smokeyville Jamboree
Interview: Gremlin
	Hey Chester, pack your bags, you're goin to the show ER!
Letters To Chester: Wallace Jiffy:
	I'd like to be on tv also. What advice do you have for those of us who want to get into television?
Song: Elf Song (Craig Allen)

Episode 2 (16 pics, 6 sounds) [38p, 14s] {460p, 163s}
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Chester: Okay everybody, now, Sifl & Olly!
	Clock radio flashback
Calls From The Public: Olly's Mom (forgot recital), Madame Dominique
A Word With Chester: Seen a naked girl?
Song: Try To Remember
Conv: Some kind of toy
Precious Roy: Disaster Suit
	Was $332.14 NOW! $552.13
Interview: Reading journals
Song: Rock 'N' Roll Friends
Conv: Vexer 20
Interview: Jessica Robinson (nope) Peto & Flek
Letters To Chester: Stein Yohan Greig Helvorshen:
	Can you think of a good way for me to break in my jeans?
Song: Olly's Dylan Song

Episode 3 (13 pics, 5 sounds) [51p, 19s] {473p, 168s}
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Chester: (Sex girl does intro)
Calls From The Public: Crescent dude (boshwag), Webby Appleton, Blow his mind
A Word With Chester: Shot with dart at zoo
Song: Hawaiian Rap
Conv: Contra
Precious Roy: Hooker Monkeys
	Was $193.24 NOW! $321.23
Interview: Sex Girl
Song: Prostitute Laundry
Conv: Yardsale at night
Interview: Solid gold goat (cancelled), Cooking with Aesop Jones (waffles)
Letters To Chester: Wayne Taylor:
	I was wondering if you'd pose for a photo for me.
	Jennifer Nieders
	I was wondering if you had one day to spend a million dollars, what would you spend it on?
Song: Messin' With A Son Of A Bitch

Episode 4 (13 pics, 3 sounds) [64p, 22s] {486p, 171s}
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Chester: Okay... two cups bacon, four cups extra bacon, add six cups of bacon... oh okay, now for Sifl & Olly.
Calls From The Public: Be a Warlock, Zafo, Meteor
Letters To Chester: Univ. of Arizona:
	How did you become a modern lover?
Song: 65 And Over
Conv: Excalibur club
Precious Roy: All Purpose Juicer
	Was $72.08 NOW! $371.47
Interview: Meridith Ore, portrayil as tree in Barbarella (didn't show up) show waiting (breakfast cereal) english muffin, bagel, french toast, pop tart
Song: Performance Art
Interview: Driving, magnetic car
A Word With Chester: Hobbies (collects water, magnets)
Song: Soda Pop

Episode 5 (14 pics, 6 sounds) [78p, 28s] {500p, 177s}
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Chester: Okay, now Sifl & Olly, lost the script, left it in the butter dish.
	Butter dish flashback
Calls From The Public: Jethro Tull fan, Tattoos, Landlord (sung to cres song)
A Word With Chester: Started another club
Song: State Capitals
Conv: porcelain pajamas
Precious Roy: ATM Card
	Was $88.01 NOW! $FREE!!!
	*$25.96 charge per use.
	*$389.40 Security deposit required.
Interview: Click Whittaker
Song: Carrots
Conv: babysitting (i think)
Interview: Guest cancelled, running race
Letters To Chester: Rich Frank:
	I work in an office, and my boss yells at me all day, what should I do?
Song: Brenda

Episode 6 (17 pics, 7 sounds) [75p, 35s] {517p, 184s}
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Chester: And now, Sifl & Olly
Interview: Go to the mall
A Word With Chester: On tv right now
Song: Heart Of Glass (cover)
Conv: chicken karma
Precious Roy: Cannibal Cookbook
	Was $28.46 NOW! $10% Of Gold
Calls From The Public: E-mail chick, Aguaman, Big Blue Ox
Song: Claire Danes
Conv: Dante shaved tigers
Interview: Internet
Letters To Chester: Herb Hardin:
	Chester, what is your earliest memory?
Song: Vibes

Episode 7 (17 pics, 6 sounds) [92p, 41s] {534p, 190s}
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Chester: Okay everybody, here's Sifl & Olly.
Calls From The Public: Nail Gun, Julio's new ferret
A Word With Chester: Wants to go up on roof, squirrels
Song: Lonely Heart
Conv: number stuff
Precious Roy: Electric Teeth Whitening System
	Was $64.22 NOW! $112.37
Interview: Zeus (nope) Home video (America's Funniest Home Faces Of Tragedy)
Song: Haunted Spaceship
Conv: Pile of hats
Interview: Earth
Letters To Chester: Rick Wasalenchek
	How has your life changed since becoming a tv star?
Song: Going up the Country (cover)

Episode 8 (18 pics, 5 sounds) [110p, 46s] {552p, 195s}
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Chester: Okay everybody, now it's time for Sifl, and time for Olly.
Calls From The Public: Chip Daisy Trivia King, Jargon Scott, Teacher (peanuts)
A Word With Chester: Likes nature shows
Song: Menudo
Conv: Soccer cat
Precious Roy: Pocket Rancher
	Was $164.22 NOW! $378.37
Interview: Becky 16, Time travelling reporter
Song: Tooth Decay
Conv: Time getting wider
Interview: Bob Vana (nope) Godfather mob guy
Letters To Chester: Brian Cassel:
	When you're neaked with a person for the first time, what's a good icebreaker to say, to make the situation more comfortable?
Song: Tangerine

Episode 9 (16 pics, 5 sounds) [126p, 51s] {568p, 200s}
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Chester: Hey everybody, now it's time for Sifl & Olly!
Calls From The Public: Sifl's Mom, Daycare, Pizza Guy
A Word With Chester: Indian gave him bad smelling stuff
Song: Electric Oven (Delictush Sexplosius)
Conv: Guy died underwater
Precious Roy: Laser Peeler
	Was $19.50 NOW! $60,023.49
Interview: Smallest man in the world (vaccumed up) Cooking With Aesop Jones (mashed potatoes)
Song: Laser Eyes
Conv: colors mixed up on pictures
Interview: Jacqulin Smith (cancelled) Sifl's past
Letters To Chester: Tabiths Jones:
	Chester, I wondered if you had any advice about kissing.
Song: Sunny Side Up (Delilah)

Episode 10 (20 pics, 4 sounds) [146p, 55s] {588p, 204s}
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Chester: Hey, you got a dog, barking dog out there. It's weird, I gotta go!
Calls From The Public: Grandpa, Elvis guy, Goth chick
A Word With Chester: Fought guy over Felinda
Song: Heart Attacks
Conv: ponytail jones
Precious Roy: Hickey Doohickey
	Was $86.56 NOW! $87.56
Conv: Pong
Interview: Battle Of The Bands
Song: Up In The Cabinets
Interview: Puberty stuff
Letters To Chester: Emily Castleburry:
	The kids at school tease me. Did you ever get teased at school? What did the kids call you?
Song: Dr. Puberty

Episode 11 (19 pics, 5 sounds) [165p, 60s] {607p, 209s}
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Chester: Okay everybody, now Starsky and Hutch! Hutch... it's like, Hutch... it's cool.
A Word With Chester: Undercover
Interview: Delixir Sorbano, circus of freaks
	The Bearded Beard, Susan, The Spice Girls, The Breathing Salami, Inside-Out Man
	Hey Chester, pack your bags, you just joined the freak show!
Song: Hellfire
Conv: Supersize stuff
Precious Roy: Mr. Ptootie Head
	Was $25.42 NOW! $90.32
Calls From The Public: Dr. Bubba, Cres Dude, Hickey Starmaker
Song: Country Song
Conv: Girl selling poison
Interview: Champs 1
Letters To Chester: John McSurley:
	Everytime I laugh, I vomit. The doctor said I have an ingrown hair in my voice box. What should I do?
Song: Days Of The Week

Episode 12 (19 pics, 5 sounds) [184p, 60s] {626p, 214s}
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Chester: Okay, now, peek-a-boo, I'm getting outta here!
Calls From The Public: Janitor, Screwdriver, Landlord (moat)
A Word With Chester: Tap dance
Song: Handball team
Conv: caterpillar book
Precious Roy: Natural Pest Control
	Was $111.11 NOW! $1000.11... $111.11 $1.11... $0.11... Free!!!
Interview: Bobby Hubbard, inventor of responsibility (he left), ghosts
Song: Necronomicon 5.6
Conv: tree roast
Interview: Kreb Apgar
Letters To Chester: Ivy Gene Brown:
	If you had your own breakfast cereal, what would it be like?
Song: Toucha Touch Me (cover)

Episode 13 (16 pics, 6 sounds) [200p, 66s] {642p, 220s}
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Chester: Heart breaker, school breaker, yes! I guess, I guess... girl's crazy about me!
Calls From The Public: Eddie from Jersey, Julio, Hoe, Dan from South Jersey (Eddie)
A Word With Chester: Acting lessons
Song: Banjo Song (Clear Fog)
Conv: Sifl hit his head
Precious Roy: Defrosted Cro-Magnon Slaves
	Was $16.91 NOW! $3.03
Interview: Inventor Pat Lacey (cancelled), Olly does it
Song: Star Pilot
Conv: Escher stairs
Interview: Dynamite Dog and Wow the Worm
Letters To Chester: Julio:
	Guess how old I am.
Song: Chester's Special Day

Episode 14 (23 pics, 5 sounds) [223p, 71s] {665p, 225s}
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Chester: Okay, and now, Sifl's and Olly.
Calls From The Public: Sifl's clone, Johnny Appleseed, Another clone, Sports guy
A Word With Chester: IQ test
Song: Speed Reader
Conv: Sweepy does Congo
Precious Roy: "Dangerous Don't" Dolls
	Was $22.22 NOW! $34.12
Conv: Bad air
Interview: Jack Nicholson (nope) Sifl's clones
Song: Weird Day
Interview: Trivia Trapezoids
Letters To Chester: Dewey Krauss:
	I'm in prison, and made a statue of you out of soap, that I sleep with, that feels real good. Are you single?
Song: Miss the 80's

Episode 15 (19 pics, 4 sounds) [242p, 75s] {684p, 229s}
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Chester: Me llamo los huevos diablos, huevos Sifl & Olly.
Calls From The Public: Japanese guy, Russian guy, canadian girl
A Word With Chester: His own show
Song: English Song
Conv: German steakhouse
Precious Roy: Foot-long Hamsters
	Was $77.77 NOW! $99.32
Interview: Virgil Sharkey (nope) Bax, programming (show ideas)
Song: Llama School
Interview: Winona Ryder (cancelled) Kendra, Delilah, Claudia, Rachel
Letters To Chester: Beth Phillips:
	I like this guy at school, but he doesnt know I exist. How can I get his attention with out seeming like a push over?
Song: Whatever

Episode 16 (14 pics, 4 sounds) [256p, 79s] {698p, 233s}
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Chester: I'm the king of strippers! I'm rock 'n' roll baby, flipside! I'm out!
Calls From The Public: Cyclops guy, Julio, Where's my breakfast?, Cyclops girl
A Word With Chester: Sifl talks to Chester
Song: El Rocko Mundo (not really a song)
Conv: Hey Bert!
Precious Roy: Electric Cigarettes
	Was $0.15 NOW! $40.42
Interview: Stealth
Song: Oh When I'm Dead
Conv: Olly has a dog
Interview: Orgasm & G-spot
Letters To Chester: Rita Klecker:
	I'm pregnant, and I was wondering what I should name my child.
Song: We're Not Going To Take It (cover)

Episode 17 (20 pics, 6 sounds) [276p, 85s] {718p, 239s}
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Chester: Hey, hey, what's up, how you guys doin? I'm the jackrabbit joe! I'm jack joe! I'm bouncing! Okay, Sifl & Olly!
Calls From The Public: Snake, Fish, Quiet
A Word With Chester: Languages
Song: Dr. Booty
Conv: Zit on tooth
Precious Roy: Magnetic Babysitter
	Was $0.15 NOW! $43.21
Conv: Raspberry flashback
Interview: Click Whittaker
Song: Cindy's The Hostess
Conv: Astronaut cafe
Interview: Some actress (cancelled) Show waiting (Bloopers)
Letters To Chester: Slappy Mancouso:
	What's a good way to get your parents to let you have a pet?
Song: Panda Song

Episode 18 (22 pics, 5 sounds) [298p, 90s] {740p, 244s}
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Chester: Heh, ya! I'm gonna get ya! Good luck suckers!
Calls From The Public: Hicky Starmaker, Uncle Bilbo, Weird Girl, Dial-a-psychic
A Word With Chester: Sleeping like a bat
Song: Opera
Conv: Plastic bag races
Precious Roy: Pet Power Plant
	Was $1.93 NOW! $100.02
Interview: Becky 16, prehistoric time
Song: Answer The Phone
Conv: Wookie Charms
Interview: Paul Rodgers show
Letters To Chester: Pat Garrity:
	Do you have any good recipies?
Song: Salin' 'Round The Ocean

Episode 19 (20 pics, 6 sounds) [318p, 96s] {760p, 250s}
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Chester: Hey, sup? Oh, okay, here's Sifl & Olly!
Calls From The Public: Auto guy, Olly's mom (birthanxmas), Bike guy
A Word With Chester: Blanket fort
Song: Blister In The Sun (cover)
Conv: Mountain lions
Precious Roy: Self Defense Kit + Wicker Condoms
	Was $62.13 NOW! $92.14 + FREE! with purchase
Interview: Royal family of Atlantis
Song: Convoy
Conv: Interior decorator
Interview: X&O Show
Letters To Chester: Debbie Ryan:
	How do you keep your skin so clean and healthy?
Song: Party Time Loser

Episode 20 (13 pics, 4 sounds) [331p, 100s] {773p, 254s}
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Chester: Okay, now it's time for the ninja guys.
Calls From The Public: Ninja, Toilet, Landlord
A Word With Chester: Cereal factory
Song: Leader Of The Gang
Conv: Jimmy's vest
Precious Roy: Security Landscaping
	Was $1.50 NOW! $90,000.12
Interview: Burglar
Song: Spitticus
Conv: Guy named Kelly
Interview: Internet guy (onion), Ninja test
Letters To Chester: Joe Bilisik:
	What was your heaviest experience?
Song: Ninja Of The Night