Other songs/b-sides/demos 1. The Family Next Door (Buddha demo tape) 2. Transvestite (Buddha demo tape) 3. Wrecked Him (They Came To Conqure...) 4. Zulu (They Came To Conqure...) 5. Dancing With Myself (Before You Were Punk) 6. Good Times (Five Years On The Streets) 7. Hope (Descendents cover) 8. I Won't Be Home For Christmas (From "Josie" single) 9. Dead Man's Curve (Shake, Rattle, & Roll) 10. Family Reunion (Short Music For Short People) 11. Please Take Me Home (Live) (Live pre-release) 12. 13 Miles (Live improv) 13. Not Now ("I Miss You" single) This One Song (Live improv) Live Bonus #18 ("MTTS" Track #38) Click to see all lyrics on the same page

Transvestite - (3:21) My mom, she's not a woman anymore she dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man) oh how she's not as feminine as she used to be before oh how she is so damned masculine I close my eyes (I close my eyes) my mom's not a woman anymore she's wearing a disguise everytime she leaves through that door My mom's not the same as she was in the past if I misbehave she kicks my ass My mom's not quite the woman that she was before when my friends come over she likes to wrestle them down to the floor I close my eyes my mom's not a woman anymore she's wearing a disguise everytime she leaves through that door My mom's a my mom's a my mom's a transvestite My mom's a my mom's a my mom's a transvestite