|Letters To Chester
If you had one thing you could ask Chester, what would it be?
Here's what you would ask!
*Entries sent in between May 01 and August 01*
Dear Chester, I like bubbles too. Will you pop bubbles with me? Love, Sandra P.S. - Why do the people on the bus make fun of me?
AlbyPauly - Do you think the word poop is funny? What about turd? Or diaper? Or what about turd in a poopy diaper???
JMarin1055 - Hi Chester my name is ma-nay and I like cookies. Do you like cookie or crackers?
WaveRiderTR5 - Dear Chester, If they made a cereal after you what would it look and taste like?
Adam Halstead - Chester, will you show me how to skate like a pro? I must learn360 kickflips down steps.
Megan - Dear Chester, How many licks do you think it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
XvCyrusValekvX - Dear Chester, would you like some candy coated acid? I have four flavors now! Sulfur, Onion Grass, Wood, and the new one is Molten Lava (watch out its HOT!)
*Entries sent in between March 01 and May 01*
David Wold - Hey Chester, I was just wondering how crescent fresh it was to win that game show and beat Stealth, etc.!!!
Gottrance88 - Dear Chester, how do I stop the voices from keeping me awake day in and day out and do I really have to kill all my family members?
Kellis - Ya know how sometimes we hang out... and sometimes you and I talk about ya know...
stuufff... and well ya know, I was um... just... ya know... wondering if you would...... HAVE MY BABY!!!???
Kevin - Dear Chester: Have you ever HIT the Ice cream truck after following it?
*Entries sent in between May 00 and March 01*
Beckey - Will you have a three way with me and my boyfriend... he's British!
gtlcarrera4 - Dear Chester, what side of the bed do you sleep on??
Kaylin - where have all the cowboys gone?
Nameless1986 - Hey Chester I was wondering if you liked Nirvana and if you wanted to be in my band?
Billy Clayton Carnahan - Hey Chester how big is your secret finger?
Sindel - Hey Chester, can I help you chase the ice cream truck too? The music makes me feel real funny.
Sarah - Chester, I think a guy is crescent fresh. How should I ask him to hang out?
Bryan Kael - Hey Chester, why do you always look so nervous and compulsive??????
Meowth - What ever happened on the bus with the kids and bubbles?
Cristin - Chester, do you have a fire crotch?
°Misguided Psycho° (Nichole) - Will you date me? I'll buy you cereal...lots of it... ::shifty eyes:: And uh... talk to Roy for my friend....You got the Hookups.. ~_^
Rae - This may sound rude but, what exactly is you head made out of?
Mike Mann - Are you real?
*Entries sent in between August 99 and this May 00*
Dotsnloop3 - How can you say this is a free country when you're not even allowed to lick the books in the library?
CresChestr - Chester: What sound does a clam make while eating?
Clifford Robinaugh - If you could fly, where would you go?
CactusJack581467 - Chester....how do you turn on a girl?
BobTheOmnipitent - Dear Chester, Why are you so damn cool?
Neoblorf - Have you ever had two women at one time?
Dear Chester, I was wondering if you have to water your head and make sure it gets lots of sunshine? Love, Nicci
PHS310 - Chester, are you ever jealous of Sifl and Olly?
Bright009 - Chester, I'm a big fan, and was wondering....... Are the squirrels after your nuts?
Jonathan Trent Dalton - I'm just now going through puberty and I'm 23 years old, how do I disguise that unsightly erection?
LastdayYrs - Do you think you are being watched?
*Entries sent in before August 99*
Fredchic22 - Why are you so darn crescent fresh?
Emily - Dear Chester: If you got to see a celebrity and wanted to have sex with that person, who would it be?
John Shea - Do you make the big bucks in the show or commercials?