The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)

1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard

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1. Dumpweed - (2:53)
It's understood, I said it many ways
too scared to run, I'm too scared stay
I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her
and if I did, you know I'd never cheat her

But this I ask, it's what I want to know
how would you feel, if I should choose to go
another guy, you think he'd be unlike me
another guy, you think he'd want to fight me

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
my dad used to give me all of his advice
he would say you got to turn your back and run now
come on son, you haven't got a chance now

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
on the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

Need a girl that I can train
need a girl that I can train
turn your back and run now
you haven't got a chance now

Need a girl that I can train
need a girl that I can train
turn your back and run now
you haven't got a chance now

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Tom: Wow! Hey, I'm fucking in the mood... to party!
Mark: Hey all right!
Tom: Well fucking all right!
Hey, you know what we're gonna to do tonight?
A whole lotta fuckin.
Mark: We're all gonna get laid!
This song's about my herpes, it's called Don't Leave Me,
it goes like this.