The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show
(2000)
1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Family Reunion
5. Going Away To College
6. What's My Age Again
7. Dick Lips
8. Blow Job
9. Untitled
10. Voyeur
11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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Let's take the boat out on the bay
forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
it might be inappropriate because
either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
and I'd play with a nuclear device
is it something I'll regret?
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
The three-date theory is getting old
everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
and I'd play with a nuclear device
is it something I'll regret?
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I'll be moving on, moving on
moving on, and on and on
moving on, moving on
moving on and on and on
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
and I'd play with a nuclear device
is it something I'll regret?
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
(I wish it didn't have to be so bad!)
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Tom: You guys wanna hear from Satan again?
Satan: Well hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far?
Chances all you're all gonna get laid tonight! I wanna sleep
with every single person here! Starting with the retards in
the... starting with the... sorry kids I'm not very funny any
more. I'm having a hellish of a day. Hey, I just made...
Tom: Wait... what if we did something like this. Hey Satan?
Satan: Yes Tom?
Tom: Hey, I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight.
Mark: Why no you're not Tom.
Tom: Why not?
Satan: Because your dick is small, dark, and ugly.
Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?!?!?
(silence)
Mark: Hey, uh, I'm wanna tell ya how it's gonna work from, uh,
for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our
last song, and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage,
but it's really we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out
and play two more songs even after that, so, uh. That's how it works.
You know how it works. You go and you see a band play, the walk off
stage all "thanks a lot! goodnight!", and you know those motherfuckers
are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyways, so, you know
what. At least we're straight about it.
Tom: They call it an encore.
Mark: Yeah, it's an encore.
Tom: Encore. Say it with us kids, encore.