The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show (2000) 1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur 11. Pathetic 12. Adam's Song 13. Peggy Sue 14. Wendy Clear 15. Carousel 16. All The Small Things 17. Mutt 18. The Country Song 19. Dammit 20. Man Overboard Click to see all lyrics on the same page |
7. Dick Lips - (3:35) Please, mom you ground me all the time I know that I was right all along And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did just having fun You couldn't wait for something new and yesterday I thought of you it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed at least one time Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends it's been awhile since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) and yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I thought of you) it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright) Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before ------------ Tom: Hey, uh, Mark. Mark: What, what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark, come here." Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps. Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your parents ever catch you. "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off." Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it. Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it cause otherwise we'll play it twice. Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this. |