![]() The Mark, Tom, & Travis Show (2000) 1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur 11. Pathetic 12. Adam's Song 13. Peggy Sue 14. Wendy Clear 15. Carousel 16. All The Small Things 17. Mutt 18. The Country Song 19. Dammit 20. Man Overboard Click to see all lyrics on the same page |
6. What's My Age Again - (2:26) I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by TV shows what the fuck is a.d.d.? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail this state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by prank phone calls what the fuck is caller ID? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? where's my asian friend? (It's the slow pretty part!) And that's about the time she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and you still act like you're in Freshman year what the fuck is wrong with me? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? And that's about the time she broke up with me no one should take themselves so seriously with many years ahead to fall in line why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age what's my age again? who's my asian friend? What's my age again? ------------ Mark: Where's my asian friend? Fuck yeah! Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty, and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet. I've been campaigning this for about two years now. So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. Ya know? Mark: And... Tom: And what? Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on too. Tom: Why would I be getting fatter? Mark: Cause... Tom: Boobies!!! Mark: Oh jeez. Stop it, no. Tom: You are too young. Mark: You're way too young. Gosh. Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories. Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog semen, we hear that there's, uh, there's..., it's the number one cause of, uh, bad breath. Hey, this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages and got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it, and here it goes like this. Mark: Wanna here it, here it goes! |