| Big time |
I can't lie like that to my friends.
08.20.17, 5:35 pm est
| Seriously |
The last panel always cracks me up.
08.20.17, 5:33 pm est
| Updog |
It's worse than we thought.
08.20.17, 5:30 pm est
| Competitive |
Also me IRL.
08.20.17, 5:29 pm est
| Peak performance |
Not many people see it.
08.20.17, 5:24 pm est
| On the etiology of fuckers |
Your math lesson for the day.
08.20.17, 5:20 pm est
| Up is North |
I need everyone to get on board with this asap.
08.20.17, 5:17 pm est
| Bury ourselves |
Truly the most generous species to ever live.
08.20.17, 5:10 pm est
| My biggest regret |
I've been doing this for years already.
08.20.17, 5:05 pm est
| How to be a great roommate |
There's always room for Jell-o.
08.20.17, 5:02 pm est
| Don't jump |
I jive with morbid humor.
08.20.17, 5:00 pm est
| Mentally prepared |
I don't think I've ever been.
08.20.17, 4:58 pm est
| Dinner's ready |
Nobody hates taco night.
08.20.17, 4:56 pm est
| Resolutions |
Impossible to keep.
08.20.17, 4:54 pm est
| YouTube algorithm |
You can't get enough of them.
08.20.17, 4:53 pm est
| Breakfast |
Who wakes up that early anyway?
08.20.17, 4:52 pm est
| Telephone |
We all win. Or lose. Maybe.
08.20.17, 4:50 pm est
| Ice cream novelties |
I want my dessert in hurricane form.
08.20.17, 4:49 pm est
| Robo Brother |
Another one in the feels.
08.20.17, 4:46 pm est
| Kloob |
The one device for almost anything.
08.20.17, 4:43 pm est
| Everything is on fire |
I may have done this a time or two.
08.20.17, 4:41 pm est
| It's important to exercise |
Remember to reward yourself, too.
08.20.17, 4:40 pm est
| Moderation |
Don't be that guy.
08.20.17, 4:38 pm est
| XKCDE |
This is how I plan on quitting my job, haha.
08.20.17, 4:35 pm est
| DCW11 |
Right in the feels.
08.20.17, 4:34 pm est
| The troll toll |
Seriously, America, wake up.
08.20.17, 4:33 pm est
| Pretty sure that's how it went down |
Pretty accurate, if you ask me.
08.20.17, 4:31 pm est
| Site is down |
Hits too close to home, haha.
08.20.17, 4:30 pm est
| Breakthrough |
It's got to be snack related.
08.20.17, 4:27 pm est
| Bad news |
Soften it with good news first.
08.20.17, 4:25 pm est
| Australia - speak like a local! |
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?!?!
08.17.17, 2:52 am est
| A See-Though Glass Pool Table That's Supposed To Play Like Felt |
If I was ever rolling in hovercraft money, I'd totally purchase one of these.
08.17.17, 2:50 am est
| Clients from Hell - Backups |
I feel like this is a fabricated story, yet, somehow equally believable.
08.17.17, 2:44 am est
| Photographer Shoots Formula 1 With 104-Year-Old Camera |
Dude has some major skill.
08.13.17, 1:57 am est
| Erta Ale south lava lake activity - speedup x6 (2:04) |
It's like a toilet bowl, but for lava.
08.13.17, 1:56 am est
| Antipodes Map |
What's on the exact other side of the world from you? Water. Probably water.
08.13.17, 1:55 am est
| Sun Day, What Day |
Someone call the derp police.
08.13.17, 1:53 am est
| NYPD Blue Cooler |
Nice try, officer.
08.13.17, 1:52 am est
| Teddy bears always have eyes wide open |
Don't mess with them.
08.13.17, 1:52 am est
| There's a world championship for Excel spreadsheets |
This kid is a national hero.
08.13.17, 1:50 am est
| Micropolis projects by lingonils |
I love these miniature landscape pieces.
08.11.17, 12:03 am est
| Timelapse Of Some Super Janky Teeth Being Corrected With Braces |
DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!
08.06.17, 3:56 am est
| Bob Ross Heat-Activated Coffee Mug |
S A V E D
08.06.17, 3:41 am est
| The World's Largest LEGO Ball Moving Machine, With Over 200 Individual Modules (51:05) |
I skipped around a lot and did not watch the whole thing, but I do like the LBMMs.
08.06.17, 3:25 am est
| "Baby-cut" carrots |
They were born out of a need to reduce waste from imperfections. Genius.
08.04.17, 6:31 pm est
| Brain Wound Eliminates Man's Mental Illness |
Story from 1988. A bullet to the brain actually improved this guy's life.
08.04.17, 6:30 pm est
| Research suggests eating beans instead of beef would sharply reduce greenhouse gasses |
I disagree, the number of greenhouse gasses I'd release alone would make up for it.
08.04.17, 6:27 pm est
| Star Maps Capture The Night Sky On The Date And Location Of Your Choice |
A gift like that would be sentimental AF.
08.04.17, 6:13 pm est
| Programmer Writes Script To Call IRS Phone Scammers 28 Times/Sec To Tie Up Their Lines (10:04) |
Oh man, this is *FANTASTIC*. Score one for the good guys.
08.04.17, 6:11 pm est
| Pizza Flavored Ice Cream Served On A Slice Of Pizza |
I am intrigued by this concoction.
08.04.17, 6:08 pm est
| Burger King Releases Froot Loop And Lucky Charm Shakes |
That Lucky Charms shake looks too good to pass up.
08.04.17, 6:08 pm est
| ESPNU to become ESPN8: The Ocho for one day on 8/8 |
It's not going to be as "all in" as I'd like it to be, so I'm curious as to what it will look like.
08.04.17, 2:33 am est
| Nintendo Power Issues #1-#127 |
My name is featured in the Arena section in issues #90 and #100 for Super Mario Kart track Mario Circuit 2. My eternal claim to fame.
08.03.17, 3:26 am est
| StarCraft Remastered |
They are remaking the original StarCraft. I'm intrigued, even though this is just a money grab.
08.01.17, 11:12 pm est
| Beautiful 3D Renderings Of Pop Culture Icons In A Post Apocalyptic World |
Very neat concept.
08.01.17, 11:11 pm est
| 'Third Thumb' Prosthetic Adds An Additional Functional Thumb To Your Hand (1:55) |
Jerkin' it just got an upgrade.
08.01.17, 11:08 pm est
| Verily releases millions of mosquitoes to help combat Zika in California |
We will defeat the mosquitoes... WITH MORE MOSQUITOES!!! Seriously though, I am interested to see if this works.
08.01.17, 11:00 pm est
| There's a Brilliant Street Artist Running Loose In NYC, Let's Hope Nobody Catches Him |
08.01.17, 2:48 pm est
| Archer/Bob's Burgers - "I Had Something For This Burger" (4:24) |
A fan created crossover that is very well done.
07.24.17, 12:47 am est
| Dog birthdays (0:18) |
How Nikki Glaser feels about dog birthdays. I agree.
07.24.17, 12:44 am est
| Best Driver Ever |
This guy gets... all the stars!
07.24.17, 12:43 am est
| The 'Rocko's Modern Life' Movie Trailer Has Just Been Released And The Internet Loves It |
Oh man, I didn't even know this was in the works. A one-hour movie is coming out next year, and I am highly anticipating it.
07.23.17, 9:47 pm est
| Painted Over NES Screenshots |
Andres Moncayo takes screenshots from NES games and paints over them, with stunning results.
07.18.17, 11:56 pm est
| Hi, I'm Guy Fieri |
"These may be the most popular ones I've ever written and are probably the only thing I will be remembered for when I die."
07.16.17, 10:03 pm est
| Are "killer" Africanized bees really that dangerous? |
Debunk the rumors.
07.16.17, 10:00 pm est
| The Role of Wind in a Tree's Life |
"...the tree manages to grow something called the reaction wood".
07.16.17, 9:58 pm est
| Sweet Marriage |
I applaud this old man's effort.
07.16.17, 9:56 pm est
| A highway interchange connects Interstate 310 and U.S Route 61 outside of New Orleans |
07.16.17, 9:50 pm est
| @drewtoothpaste's Top Ten Craft Beers |
Number one sounds amazing, hahaha.
07.16.17, 9:48 pm est
| How Amsterdam's Airport Is Fighting Noise Pollution |
Worth another post because I find it to be interesting and aesthetically pleasing.
07.16.17, 9:46 pm est
| I've Seen These Protest Signs For Years |
I don't think they are working.
07.16.17, 9:43 pm est
| Photos That Accidentally Look Like Renaissance Paintings |
Or, just some interesting photography.
07.11.17, 1:41 am est
| Fast learner |
Not all recreational drug use is bad.
07.11.17, 1:40 am est
| Kevin Smith: fortune teller |
Something about election cycles...
07.11.17, 1:39 am est
| DSC1101 by MiniGray! |
Stormtroopers riding ducks? Stormtroopers riding ducks.
07.11.17, 1:38 am est
| Folding Origami Paper Cranes The Size Of LEGO Brick Studs |
Art you can accidentally breathe in.
07.11.17, 1:37 am est
| The Ice Cream Burrito: Ice Cream Scoops Covered In Sprinkles, Wrapped In Cotton Candy |
Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!
07.11.17, 1:36 am est
| WoodSwimmer (1:40) |
Trippy time lapse made entirely from wood.
07.06.17, 4:15 am est
| The Racial Dot Map |
From the 2010 Census, but still fascinating.
07.06.17, 4:14 am est
| MLS wants a Detroit expansion team, but Detroit City FC fans want them to get lost |
MLS came calling and sparked a heated debate between a homegrown soccer mob and big money investors over who owns Detroit soccer.
07.06.17, 4:14 am est
| Japanese Artist Layers 100s Of Photos Taken Over Time To Produce Stunning Multidimensional Landscapes |
What it might look like if we could capture time in the palms of our hands.
07.06.17, 4:13 am est
| Buffalo hockey marathoners break record on 11th day |
I'd give that a shot if it was soccer.
07.04.17, 3:35 am est
| July 4th Checklist |
So you don't forget something!
07.04.17, 3:33 am est
| Finally, A $378 Kate Spade Pink T-Rex Purse |
If you're going to waste money on a purse, I would consider this acceptable.
07.04.17, 3:32 am est
| The New DuckTales Cartoon Opening Sequence And Theme Song (1:12) |
I like it, which is rare for me to say about something rebooted from my childhood. The animation looks great as well.
07.04.17, 3:31 am est
| The Hilton Osaka Bar Offers Higher Discounts For Higher Heels |
I fully endorse this idea.
07.04.17, 3:29 am est
| Magnetic Drill Can Turn Screws Inside Pieces Of Wood To Create Invisible Joints |
Magnets, what can't they do? Don't ask ICP.
07.04.17, 3:27 am est
| How Earth Moves (21:36) |
It's a longer video but I was sucked in the entire time.
07.04.17, 3:25 am est
| How To Really Pronounce GIF |
I feel like this should be posted once a month.
06.25.17, 1:46 pm est
| Landmark Bob Peck Chevrolet sign, facade reappear on new glass tower in Arlington |
Article from 2012. If you are an Arlington native, you'll know more about this than me. I just thought it was extremely thoughtful for the developer to keep a nod to the history of the area by integrating the facade of the old building into the new one.
06.25.17, 4:42 am est
| A Sundial that Shows Solstice |
06.24.17, 3:46 am est
| Binging with Babish: Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants (5:00) |
Sans cheese, please.
06.22.17, 4:25 am est
| A Timeline Of When Different Sci-Fi Movies & Games Take Place |
Only two years to go until the Running Man takes over our airwaves.
06.22.17, 4:20 am est
| Photo Calibration TargetsTerrestrial Test Patterns Used for Aerial Imaging |
"Terrestrial test patterns used for aerial imaging". I enjoy finding hidden gems like this, they are fascinating.
06.22.17, 4:16 am est
| 100 Movies 100 Numbers 100 Seconds (1:53) |
37 should have been Clerks. 9 should have been Tommy Boy, or rather, a 'niner'. But there were some other redeeming ones in there for me personally.
06.22.17, 2:45 am est
| Video Of A Server Room With A Seismic Isolation Floor During An Earthquake (1:47) |
This is amazing. I didn't know this technology existed.
06.22.17, 2:29 am est
| LEGO Porsche Set Gets Crash Tested Like A Real Car (3:58) |
R U I N E D
06.21.17, 3:51 am est
| Stationary Bike Powered Slot Car Track |
I'm so competitive, I'd be in shape in no time.
06.21.17, 3:51 am est
| How the KitKat became a phenomenon in Japan |
"KitKat sounds similar to the Japanese phrase kitto katsu: 'you will surely win'."
06.21.17, 3:50 am est
| The Nostalgia Machine |
Select year. Pick music. Receive nostalgia.
06.21.17, 12:19 am est
| When TV Logos Were Actual Physical Objects |
How special effects worked before computers became mainstream.
06.21.17, 12:18 am est
| Abandoned Drawbridge Control Room |
The hidden offices underneath Memorial Bridge have been locked up since 1976.
06.21.17, 12:15 am est
| Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's |
The big thing lately is to blame poor business on the youngins. Do you know what's actually killing these chains? Capitalism. Pure, unadulterated, American capitalism. Sucks to be you, business owner!
06.21.17, 12:14 am est
| Dad Fills Family’s Backyard With Water And Ends Up With Incredible Creation |
It's a dumb slideshow, but the end product is amazing.
06.21.17, 12:05 am est
| How People Shower Around The World |
This meme is four years old, but I don't remember seeing it before, so it's new and funny to me.
06.21.17, 12:03 am est
| Uncle Joe's Stories - Joe's Hemorrhoids (1:21) |
06.17.17, 1:30 am est
| An Object at Rest (5:43) |
Another fascinating animated short.
06.11.17, 2:33 am est
| DOUBLE KING (9:47) |
A fantastically weird animated short.
06.10.17, 11:51 pm est
| Gotye - Somebodies: A YouTube Orchestra (5:52) |
The guy from Gotye mixes everyone's cover of his song into a new remix. I thought it was neat.
06.10.17, 11:39 pm est
| The Russians reportedly once used an ingenious tactic to break into US military computers not connected to the internet |
A good portion of hacking relies on the stupidity of others.
06.10.17, 11:29 pm est
| Italian Man, 99, Divorcing Wife of 77 Years Over 60-Year-Old Affair |
From 2011. Chalk one up for the fallacy of marriage.
06.10.17, 11:28 pm est
| Super Mario's World |
The last panel cracks me up every time.
06.10.17, 1:57 am est
| Rugs Made Of Felt That Look Like Stones |
I want one, plus a house that it goes with.
06.09.17, 1:40 am est
| The best home walkthrough I've ever seen (2:03) |
06.08.17, 1:59 am est
| Insanely Fast Data Entry Man (0:48) |
Two videos: the original (2nd video on the page), and one with a bitchin' guitar solo (1st video on the page).
06.08.17, 1:22 am est
| Man Makes Impressive Visual Effects Packed Commercial To Sell His 1996 Suzuki Vitara (1:57) |
More action packed than ever before!
06.08.17, 12:54 am est
| Mike "Doc" Emrick's Passing Synonyms: A Daft Punk Mashup (2:01) |
Doc has the most verbs for moving a puck on the ice. Now, we can listen to those in a techno remix.
06.07.17, 3:48 am est
| This is Las Vegas - Jersey Numbers (0:23) |
UNLV does a fantastic "This Is SportsCenter" spoof. Well done.
06.07.17, 3:45 am est
| Columbia Pictures Logo 25 Year Anniversary |
I didn't know there was a legit person involved in the image.
06.07.17, 12:16 am est
| Chinese firefighters skip over rope 577 times in three minutes (3:11) |
Truly amazing. Is this a Guinness World Record yet?
06.02.17, 5:07 pm est
| Designer Asked To Make Promo Poster For Bar's Music Nights |
06.02.17, 5:04 pm est
| Perforated Cityscape Roll-Up Blinds |
What a neat idea, can't believe no one thought of this until now.
06.02.17, 5:03 pm est
| On the Inevitability of the Camp Hand Job |
Never went to camp. Feel like I missed out.
06.02.17, 1:28 am est
| Hot Dogs Tacos Tostadas (1:57) |
HEY FAT AMERICA!
06.01.17, 1:03 am est
| A fun story involving Roger Moore |
The world lost one of the great Bond actors recently. This story shows what kind of guy he was off screen.
05.31.17, 6:51 pm est
| A stunning contrast: 10 images capture rivers at their distinct meeting points |
I feel like the rivers should mix more, but it's amazing how they kind of stay separate of each other.
05.31.17, 6:46 pm est
| Transcontinental Airway System |
The "Highway of Light" is a series of concrete arrows where airway beacons once stood to light the way for planes carrying mail 90 years ago. This is the kind of stuff that fascinates me.
05.31.17, 6:38 pm est
| Researchers discover seaweed that tastes like bacon and is twice as healthy as kale |
There's never been a news article more worthy of being called click-bait than this one.
05.30.17, 1:15 pm est
| French law forbids food waste by supermarkets |
I'd like to see this kind of legislation introduced in this country.
05.27.17, 5:49 pm est
| Adjustable Ear Plugs With Four Levels Of Noise Control |
Kind of want to try these out. It's still too late for my tinnitus, though.
05.27.17, 5:38 pm est
| Room for rent: Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY: $800.00 |
This is why New York is stupid.
05.27.17, 5:37 pm est
| Leading causes of death |
Mambo Number Five.
05.27.17, 5:36 pm est
| Henderson Island is a 14.4 square mile uninhabited landmass in the South Pacific Ocean |
"It is estimated that the island's shores now contain 37.7 million items of debris that weigh a total of 17.6 tonnes." That is *INSANE*. Humans are terrible.
05.24.17, 3:02 am est
| Towering 'mothership' storm mesmerizes and menaces Washington region |
This pop-up storm rolled through the area on the evening of the 18th.
05.21.17, 4:22 am est
| Lightning Storm Moves Across the USA (0:36) |
An amazing satellite time-lapse of a recent storm to sweep through the nation.
05.21.17, 4:11 am est
| Amazing Rube Goldberg Machine Starring Yellow And Green Balls Trying To Save Their Red Brother (4:08) |
The planning that goes into something like this would amaze me.
05.19.17, 3:18 am est
| ThinkGeek Adds New Two-Piece Swimsuits To Its Star Trek 'Trekini' Line |
Insert joke about boldly going somewhere.
05.19.17, 3:16 am est
| Russian Illustrator Draws Beautiful Murals In The Dirt On Cars |
Even dirty cars can be a fantastic medium for art.
05.19.17, 3:15 am est
| Crown Palace by GolPlaysWithLego |
I really like this building.
05.19.17, 3:09 am est
| history of the entire world, i guess (19:25) |
The best 20 minute history lesson every created. I've watched this five times already, and it's my front runner for video of the year.
05.14.17, 11:48 pm est
| New Nighttime Map Shows Earth in Whole New Light |
Comparing satellite data from 2012 and 2016 reveals where the planet has dimmed and brightened.
05.13.17, 10:43 pm est
| Langar: The Communal Meal |
I don't know anything about the Sikh religion, but this meal sharing ritual seems to be on point as to what humanity should be about.
05.13.17, 10:13 pm est
| An Army Of Little Package Sorting Robots In China (1:24) |
I am mesmerized by this.
05.13.17, 5:27 pm est
| Rage Against The Machine's 'Killing In The Name Of' Played On Toy Instruments (1:38) |
You can rock out with anything.
05.13.17, 5:25 pm est
| Quantum Mechanics in 5 Minutes (Now with Added Ducks) (5:21) |
This got better as it went along. Educational!
05.13.17, 5:13 pm est
| Ultra-Impressive Color Night Vision Camera (3:06) |
This is technology I definitely want.
05.13.17, 5:07 pm est
| Platonic Love Or Lust? The Science Behind Men And Women Being 'Just Friends' |
So, I *don't* want to be friends with women I want to date. Noted. Let me know when the time machine is built so I can go back and tell my teenage self this, since that wasn't communicated to me in a timely manner.
05.08.17, 4:39 am est
| Mets make big comeback, then tweet out big dick |
Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, step right up and greet the Mets! Bring your kiddies, bring your wife, guaranteed to have the time of your life!!!
05.08.17, 12:51 am est
| Could you eat $1000 of McDonald’s food in 36 hours? |
The 18 year old me is dying to try this.
05.08.17, 12:49 am est
| Lego Cyana Ifremer - atana studio |
I want this turned into a LEGO set I can buy.
05.08.17, 12:48 am est
| McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged in the early days |
From 2003: those men did not pass go or collect $200.
05.08.17, 12:45 am est
| The Time Nikola Tesla Paid for His Hotel Room With a "Death Ray" |
I mean, who's going to object to that?
05.08.17, 12:42 am est
| Buy Nothing Day |
An international day of protest against consumerism, held on the Friday after U.S. Thanksgiving, concurrent to Black Friday. I, for one, welcome this day and ideology.
05.08.17, 12:41 am est
| The Solar System, To Scale, In A Pocket-Size Bottle |
Kind of neat.
05.05.17, 1:25 am est
| Drone-Shot Stunt Run Looks Like A Real Top-Down Video Game (4:05) |
People look weird while running from an overhead view.
05.05.17, 1:24 am est
| Timelapse Of A Digital Painting Made By 1000's Of Users Each Altering A Single Pixel Every 5 Min (10:30) |
There is so much going on and so much coordination, I wonder how many people were involved with this.
05.05.17, 1:23 am est
| The Japanese Sunrise Dovetail Joint |
05.05.17, 1:16 am est
| Colin Furze Builds A 100+MPH Bumper Car (4:45) |
This guy is still making insane contraptions.
05.05.17, 1:15 am est
| Succulent Plant That Looks Like Little Dolphins |
I want to eat one. Can you eat one? Probably not.
05.05.17, 1:15 am est
| Existential Bug Reports |
My current answer for life.
05.05.17, 12:19 am est
| A single flower |
05.05.17, 12:17 am est
| S'mores Girl Scout Cookies S'mores |
You're killing me, Smalls.
05.05.17, 12:15 am est
| ESRB's new video game ratings are out |
It doesn't look good for me.
05.02.17, 1:30 am est
| Year 2038 problem |
So, Y2K38 is the next technological apocalypse. At least we have 21 years to correct it.
05.01.17, 4:06 am est